Meeting 14
February 2,2017
Today’s Theme: Confusion

Officer Reports:
Faithful Lackey: GIVE ME BEEDRILITE AND MAWILITE
Money Grubbing Slime: I work today cause I have a job
Crazed Scribbler: Shiny goomy. Why me??

Pelt the Slime Time

SIG Reports:
Anime Night: Will be hosted by David Saturday at 6 pm in Vista Theater. Anime will now be watched based on 1 episode trials, 7 different anime for the night. Madoka Magica. Eureka Seven.
Gaming: Casino Night will be the first event. Friday the 10th will be Hayden Library’s 2nd game night. Allan will be there. It was fun. Arik is in charge. Casino Night. Currently looking for a new location. Future date polling: Poll to be posted on the website.

Video Games: 10
Board games: 9
Party Games: 8
Casino Night: 8

THEMFem: Hosted by Sarah. Sarah was wondering if people would prefer the tea party to be hosted on campus. She has a hot water urn. Would people come if it’s on campus? Another option is her new apartment in Chandler. Possible volunteers needed. Food decided by attendees. There will be games. Dress code is fancy. Posted discussion links to THEM website. March or April
Writing SIG: Come talk to officers after class if interested. Writers are skipped over after 2 weeks. Who has it?
Movie Night: Once again we’re having issues. We got kicked out of the Music Building because they double booked the room. So current plan is to try the Discovery building since the rooms tend to be used less. But there are some who have petitioned we vote on the date again, because the people who lobbied to move it to Thursday have not been attending, while some people who had been going on Friday are no longer able to. Vote for Thursday the 16th or Friday the 17th.
Friday 17th: 5
Classic TV Night: Hosted by Sarah at her house. Introduces 2-3 episodes from classical nerdy shows. Will start in February.
Tabletop: this Sundays at 4:00 pm biweekly or weekly in the lower level of MU. If more than 3 people show up they will be assigned into teams. Shadow run 3rd edition rules. February

Cartel Reports:
Library: Club library, at Leann’s house. Has books, movies, comics. Free to borrow, we just ask that you bring it back eventually. A lot of cool stuff there. Pick up available at classic tv nights. Address and hours on the facebook page.
T-shirts: T-shirt budget voting is being postponed while Allan sees if we can get ASU to pay for it. Have 5 small and 2 medium still for $10 for those who are interested. Contact Allan.

Small: 1
Medium: 3
Large: 4
X-large: 1

Website: It’s still a thing. Hosted by Bobby. Now with security improvements. Historian position may become a thing. The registration code is now required to join. Pertinent information updated on the site. Please use forums. Anyone who has events post them to the website. Please use forums.

Welcome Wagon! Anyone’s first meeting? Stand up! Tell us your name, year, major, favorite fandom, & how you found THEM
Name Sam. Year: Sophomore Major: Computer Systems. Fandoms: Homestuck, Gravity Falls. Ada’s Demons. Kaitlin and Macine

Anyone’s second meeting? If so, please stand up.
You are now an official member of THEM with all the benefits of being such! All we request is your soul. No take-backsies! You may now be seated.

Announcements
Sarah: I’m looking for someone to take over my lease at Cameron creek apartments. If interested or know someone who is, please contact Sarah.
Allan: ASU Pokemon League is coming up. February 11th in the MU 3-6PM. Fight me!

5 Seconds
Tanner: I sexually identify as attack helicopter. A person being a helicopter is impossible Getting Helicopter change. Apache is now my name. Check your helio privilege
Matt: I go by a slave name here
Hannah: We discussed FMAB in my film class involving Nina.
Kimi: I am currently fighting medieval and modern fantasy teacher over Rae being Mary Sue
Rae: I am scared right now
Mattimus Prime; Graduation has not stopped me attending
Keeran: I really need Tylenol
Kenneth: I have been really tired
Eric: Navy Seals copypasta
Bobby: Dave club historian yay or nay?
Kailtin: Messaging my brother. Blink 182 hey I’m sorry. Wanna see the movie
Macine: Writing is hard
Christina: Fight me and I win
Nathan: I got overwatch last night
Dave: It’s amazing how much easier it is to drive with no Gammage show
Sam: These are my 5 secs you can not have them
David: – Skeleton fact. Human body contains many crypts
Vlad: It’s Thursday
Drake Master of Dragons: I caught all stage 1 evolution except Tapus in Sun and Moon
Brent: Jojo Bizzare’s adventure watched. Joseph has the greatest reaction to Trump
Kozume: -interrupted-
Kristian: I was hiding in the shadow realm.

Grubbings Report: $1.15